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Adaptation from Qiyuan's "Gardener and his flowers"

once upon a time, there was a fruit seller. He likes to eat and eat and eat and eat and eat the fruits until the fiber come down through his anus like hair, not shit.

anyway, of course his favourite fruit is a guava, and he likes to eat guava a lot. however, when he wanted to buy the fruit from the dealer, it was too late. WAHA! somebody xuan dao liao. the person who wanted to choose the fruit is a durian seller who wanted to be a fruit seller, duh. fruit seller can sell more types of fruit :D But when the durian seller saw the fruit seller, they fight fight fight and in the end he give up the guava. (ren jian bei ju!! :[ )

never mind. since the fruit seller like so many fruits, then he choose something else. *DING* an ORANGE! so sour! anyway, the orange is very small and round but since the guava is not enough for him, he then decide to eat the orange. Since nobody wants the orange, he decided to eat it. because..BU CHI BAI BU CHI! DUH! but, the orange was very unhappy. she make herself so sour that she dissolve his teeth WAHAHA and he spit the orange out like a pi sai. fortunately. she was intact! phew! the orange went to fight for her love with other oranges for another orange seller. (ren jian bei ju!! :[)

then the fruit seller got hungrier and hungrier. he needs more fruits. WOW! bananas from THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA finally arrived at the airport. OMG! another banana seller was already at the airport, bidding price. the price rose and rose and rose and rose until it was $200 per banana. It was too high for the fruit seller :D Thus he gave up the banana to the banana seller and left the airport empty handed. (ren jian bei ju!! :[ )

then he went to PSA to get some more fruits. He finally got a rambutan from ITALY (MADE IN ITALY) and was transported to FRANCE to increase wen hua xiu yang and take ship sail sail sail to SINGAPORE. (the ship didn't sink!!! :D) then luckily for the fruit seller, nobody is bidding the price and he got it for 10 cents.

he then ate the fruit.
ptsui! it's so sour!
but he still ate it. (ren jian bei ju!! :[)

THE END.

Q: What's the moral of the story?

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A: If you like fruits, you have your ren jian bei ju. :D

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